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Absolute Vids Review
Listed: 02/27/2008 Updated: 05/18/2009
AbsoluteVids.com contains a collection of entirely exclusive ultra-high quality content featuring gorgeous European women in all kinds of erotic action from hardcore group sex to arousing lesbian orgies. Read Full ReviewGo To Site Now
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Trial:3-days ($1.95) recurs at $24.95
Quantity: 107+ Movies
Formats:WMV, WMVHD, Flash
Bit Rates:5300Kbps, 1900Kbps, 1500Kbps, 700Kbps
Delivery:Downloadable, Streaming
Screen Caps:Yes
Exclusive:Yes
Restrictions:None
Quantity: 107+ Galleries
Zip Files:Yes
Exclusive: Yes
Unknown - No updates since March of '09.
3rd Party Photos, Cams, Video Feeds
Quality: 12.9 of 15
Navigation: 11.6 of 15
Quality: 19.4 of 20
Quantity: 13.3 of 20
Originality: 14.1 of 15
Updates: 11.3 of 15
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Bottom Line I'm certain that at some point this site will contend with some of the best adult sites. The content quality and the women are superb. However, there are a few minor drawbacks that hurt its overall score.
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We had a second look at this site on 05/18/2009
Previous Rating: 82.6
Updated Rating: 82.6
The functionality of this site is about the same. The only difference I see is that they've placed a link in the archive where you can filter out all the scenes that have HD downloads available. On the other hand, the streaming videos are still kinda jerky. They run a lot smoother when the scene is totally buffered. The picture sets used to offer three resolutions in viewing the photos, and now they're only available in full, in which the images aren't the largest. The quality is still great for these, though, as well as for the movies. The updates have continued to pour in, bringing the queue up to nearly twice of what it was the last time we reviewed the site. Although, it's unfortunate to see the site hasn't updated since March of this year. Hopefully this is just a temporary thing. Now, if you're considering this site, take a look at the special in effect if you were to sign up through Hoes.com. You won't find a better deal than this anywhere else.
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Now this is my kinda content, right here! I've had a thing for European women ever since the first time I saw Sandra Shine. Though you won't see Sandra featured in any of the exclusive content provided to members at AbsoluteVids.com, you'll see plenty of her friends that are just as hot as she is doing shit to each other and to other dudes that will make you cream your jeans in a matter of seconds. That's not it either. There aren't too many other adult sites on the net that provide their members with higher quality content than these guys! Unfortunately, the site is a bit on the small side right now, but that's only because it's fairly new. The steady updates will prove to make the stay comfortable and worth sticking around for.
The site is designed in a way that makes getting around relatively easy, but I’m hoping that as the site grows in size, more browsing options will be implemented to make finding content a little easier. As it stands right now, the site organizes its content in only two ways; by update and by rating. You can also choose to view only the scenes that are offered in HD. The homepage contains a navigation menu, a couple of the latest updates, and a handful of top rated content. The navigation menu directs members to their favorites folder, the content, and the bonus goods. Thumbnails taken from the action represent the content, which is situated in rows and columns that continues across a number of pages. Clicking on a thumb launches the set’s profile inside of a new window. Not too sure how I feel about this. Especially since the videos and the pictures are launched in new windows as well. This made my surfing experience a bit messy, but that’s a matter of opinion. I like everything situated inside of one window with buttons and icons in place to help me navigate the site.
The content quality is mind-blowing. Especially the quality of the movies. The pictures are excellent too, only they could be a bit larger. The photography is great and the picture quality is astounding. The movies are offered for download in the wmv format encoded at five different bit rates or streamed in flash at the same bit rates. The highest bit rate available is true HD. Each scene is available in clips or in full. The only drawback is the flash player. Its functionality isn’t the greatest. It doesn’t buffer the video quick enough or allow for smooth transitions throughout the scene or clips. However, it’s hard to bitch about the functionality of the flash player when they have a flash player to stream the scenes; an option that most other sites don’t offer. Though the site does provide weekly updates, I’m not a fan of how they release a clip of a scene each day instead of offering the entire clip at one time. I don’t like that kind of tease really. These drawbacks are relatively easy to ignore when the content looks this good and the chicks in them are this hot.
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