Ass Smoothie

Ass Smoothie Full Review

RECENTLY REVISITED:
We had a second look at this site on 03/30/2010
Previous Rating: 81.5
Updated Rating: 81.8

I didn't see many changes to this site during my second review a year later. I was hoping, especially with this site expected to grow some more, that they'd incorporate some more browsing tools. However, seems they've added some more options in the way of viewing the material. The movies can now be streamed in a flash player, and if you own a mobile device like an iPod, there's a download for that as well. The quality of these movies hasn't changed at all, but it's still better than most sites. So I really don't see much need for change there. The updates have slowed down quite a bit, too. They're not releasing twice a week like before, but more like once weekly, and sometimes longer. The price options have changed some. Looks to be a much better deal for the trial, monthly, and 3-month memberships, and they've also added a 12-month membership plan for any of those who'd prefer to pay an entire year in advance.

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And now on to the review...

Let's see if I get this right. These girls mix up a smoothie, whether it's with fruit, ice cream, or however they desire, tilt their asses upwards, have their buttholes gaped out with a speculum and have the smoothie mixture poured into their assholes until they're completely full of the mixture. Then they spring to their feet and squirt the smoothie out into a glass and drink it? Though this may seem extremely bizarre, watching one video caused me to set fifteen minutes aside to watch a couple more scenes. I couldn't believe it, but these girls are hot, ready to take on the most bizarre shit ever and the quality is amazing.

I love the way this home page is set up. It's so easy to get to the video and photo archives from the home page, they also show a couple of the latest updates as well as some of the top rated scenes, and it's not cluttered with third party ads like some sites I've seen. Each set and scene are represented well within each archive, too. The movies show a thumbnail of the model, her name, the name of her smoothie creation followed by the ingredients, a small description and the download options. They're organized across several pages of nine scenes each. Each picture set is represented in a similar way, only they don't show the type of smoothie the model's drinking in that set.

These movies are only available in full, but you do have three resolutions in the WMV format to choose from, the highest being just about the best I've seen on any other site. Even the second highest is DVD quality, but the lowest is low enough so that those of you with slower connections won't have to wait forever for the scene to download or deal with any lag. If you own an iPod, there's a download for that as well. Each scene is encoded in a Flash player that opens in a separate window in an excellent quality resolution, buffers quickly and streams super easily. You can even expand the window to full screen if you'd prefer. You'll also want to rate these scenes to reflect the top rated scenes on the home page. The photo sets on average are fairly large, but the thumbs are small and they all appear on one page. Each image expands in a new window to a large, crisp resolution. I kinda wish they offered zip file downloads and slideshow presentations for each set.

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