 Cumshot Surprise Full Review
Have you ever noticed that nearly every chick that you've banged screams out, "I want you to come all over me," while you're banging them? Or they'll say shit like, "come all over my tits!" It's almost as if they want to be totally covered in semen. You know why? Chicks are cumpletely addicted to cum. They'll never be able to get enough of it. What sucks is that our balls can only hold so much baby batter. Therefore, we'll never actually be able to fully satisfy a woman's desire to be bathed in sperm unless we either (a) take part in a bukkake party, which is sure to never happen, or (b) get a hold of the prosthetic schlongs the guys wear in the exclusive content made available to members inside of CumshotSurprise.com. The scenes feature girls taken by cumplete surprise when a guy walks up behind them, taps them on the shoulder, and then blasts them in the face with a gallon of mangoo after she turns around. The action continues with the girls' fucked silly by these gigantic meat sticks with breaks taken so that the guys can unload load after load of custard on the chicks' faces. Some of the cumsluts take internal cumshots deep inside their vaginas. It's a perfect combination of extreme humor and extreme hardcore.
Because this site is part of a larger network of sites filled with exclusive content that you'll get access to when you join, the webmasters have decided to place more focus on the network than on the site you've joined. Therefore, when you log in, you won't be taken to the site's homepage. You'll be taken to the network homepage where you'll be presented with options to view the content across the entire network. To get to the CumshotSuprise.com content, you'll have to find the site from inside of the network's navigation menu or from the drop-down menu just below the navigation menu. The network's homepage also contains third party ads, a calendar, a model listing, a drop-down menu of categories, a search engine, the day's network updates, the network's past updates, and the top rated content. The network navigation menu directs members to the search section, the list of sites, a favorites folder, and third party ads. The search section includes a search engine and some filtering tools. The search did an exceptional job of returning results based on the keywords I used, but didn't allow me to limit my search to the content inside of CumshotSurprise.com. I had to search the entire network of sites. The same applies to every browsing tool available. Choosing ctegories and models presents members with content across the entire network, not by individual site.
The content for CumshotSurprise.com is situated by update in rows and columns across a couple of pages. Each scene is made available in full length, one-minute clips or eight parts. The eight parts are encoded in flash video that buffers very quickly and gives way to impressive video quality. It'd be nice if the scene could be watched in full from inside of this flash player. The one-minute clips are encoded in one file format at one bit rate that delivers DVD quality video. The full length scenes are available in two file formats both encoded at two bit rates that give way to the same video quality for both file formats. The higher of the two bit rates lends itself to a HD screen size, but isn't encoded at a bit rate that provides HD quality video. The digital pictures that accompany each video look good. I just wish they were a little bigger than they are. At least they're made available for download zipped into a compressed file. It's also a bonus that the scenes come equipped with a set of screencaps taken from the video.
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