Hand Held Porn

Hand Held Porn Full Review

So, I just picked up an iPhone a couple weeks ago. I knew the phone was bad ass, but I never really quite had a firm grasp on how bad ass it was until I loaded some porn from HandHeldPorn.com. Wow man. If you have an iPhone, Zune, video iPod, or any other mobile device capable of video playability without porn loaded onto it, I can't tell you how much you're missing out on. HandHeldPorn.com contains a huge collection of scenes taken from porn DVDs that are compatible with all kinds of different mobile devices.

Aside from the fact that the site has a large archive of content and that the content is made compatible with hand-held devices, there's really nothing too exciting going on in here. The site design is very standard. Most of the content is old and overused. When I say "old" I mean early 2000's, which in porn, anything made before 2005 is getting up there. I do like that the content is organized by niche and device, but the browsing really should go even further than that. Members rate the content, which is cool, but the content can't be organized by rating. Each scene comes with a descriptive description, but there's no search engine in place to help spider the text to help filter content.

Choosing a niche presents members with the scenes from that niche arranged by update in one column that continues across several pages. The videos can be loaded onto the mobile device in full or broken up into clips. The video doesn't look bad, but it doesn't look great either. What I like is that the files are small. It doesn't take long to load onto the phone or to launch once they're on the phone. However, a better solution would be to offer the same files encoded at higher bit rates. The most disappointing thing about this site is the fact that they don't have a consistent update schedule. The were updating quite a bit for a while there, but their last update was well over a month ago.

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