The Minion

The Minion Full Review

Ok, this is a WARNING! The only WARNING you will get before launching ahead and reading my review about one of the nastiest, grossest porn sites I’ve had the pleasure of reviewing. The tour for The Minion is almost safe and sane. However, as we enter the lair of this disgusting website, it gets well nasty. That is why I’m WARNING you now, there will be no further WARNINGS and you can’t blame us if your eyes swell shut or you go blind, throw up on your keyboard or any other tragic thing that might happen as you check this site out with us. You have been WARNED!

If you are still with me your either a glutton for punishment, a nosey bastard *like myself* or just well stupid. I hope you brought goggles and plastic to cover yourself you are going to need it.

I won’t bother you with technical bullshit this time. This site is easy to navigate; I think they made it this way because you’ll be so nauseous your clicking finger might not work properly.

I can tell you this, the video and picture quality is top notch, and sometimes as I saw that pretty girl getting buried in food and all that blubber, I wanted some distortion to save my poor eyes.

Everytime I enter this site, sit down and cover myself with a thin layer of Saran Wrap I have to ask myself, why in the FUCK anyone would fuck this fat fucker and get a bath of nasty gross food while he fucks them with that tiny cock of his… well of course, it’s obvious… MONEY duh!

You stopped in my review to see a train wreck, so let me tell you about one of the grossest updates in The Minion. It starts with a beautiful girl named Tiffany Rayne. You have probably heard about that pretty little blonde pornstar. Well she must have needed some cash because she soon found herself under the chubby ass of The Minon.

If that wasn’t enough he had shoved his face full of peanut butter and hotdogs, so it looked like she was fucking a guy that just puked all over the bathroom floor form a night out on the town. You have to be pretty hard up to fuck something like that.

That was your little peek into the train wreck site The Minion. You won’t find any bonus material, because let’s face it after you have spent a few moments inside this danger zone you won’t feel like going anywhere else for awhile.

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