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Featured February 9, 2010
Skull Fuck
By: achmed88 Feb 3 2010 at 08:07am

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Definition: Gouge your partner's eye balls out and ram your dick in her eye socket. Coined in the movie Full Metal Jacket when the Drill Sergeant was yelling at Private Pile for grinning.

Example Usage

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Private Pyle I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-fucking-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you! ONE! TWO! THREE!


Featured February 8, 2010
Alligator Fuckhouse
By: gamer77 Feb 2 2010 at 02:14pm

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Definition: While banging a chick, bite her neck and then wrap your legs and arms around her before going into the same deathroll an alligator would give.

Example Usage

Holy shit, Jodi. What the hell happened to your neck?
Karl bit me last night.
Damn girl, why'd he do that?
I asked him to. Has Brett ever given you the alligator fuckhouse?
Uhhh...no?
Ask him to give you one. You'll love it.


Featured February 7, 2010
Blow Me
By: drkatz Feb 1 2010 at 07:34am

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Definition: This can have two meanings, and if said at the opportune time, can be confused for one or the other meaning. One refers to commanding your partner to perform oral sex on your shaft. The other meaning is like telling someone to fuck off.

Example Usage

Hey, get your shoes on. You're coming to the bar with us.
Blow me!
Fine, your loss. We're outta here.
No, I'm serious. Come over here and blow me.
Sorry bro, I'm not into any of that gay shit.
HAHA.. I'm just fucking with you. Give me a minute, I'm coming with. I need to find some broad who WILL blow me tonight.


Featured February 6, 2010
Bow Chicka Wow Wow
By: brody Feb 1 2010 at 07:31am

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Definition: A little known song people sing when referencing something sex or porn related. Just say it out loud, and the first thing that should come to mind is a 70's porn video.

Example Usage

Gary: Hey dude, how'd it go last night? That chick was sssssmokin'!
Steve: How do you think it went? Look at the grin on his face.
James: All I can say is, bow chicka wow wow!
Gary and Steve: NO FUCKING WAY!!!
James: Yes fucking way. She was amazing, too! I can't stress that enough.


Featured February 5, 2010
Long Dong Silver
By: brody Feb 1 2010 at 07:29am

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Definition: A long penis.

Example Usage

Man, I am so hungry. When's lunch?
Another ten minutes. Don't worry, it'll be here before you know it.
You know what I'm craving?
My long dong silver?
Um... no! Actually, Long John Silvers does sound good, but I don't think there's one around here.
What are you talking about? My long dong silver is right here.
Thanks, I'll pass.
It'll be here if you change your mind.


Featured February 4, 2010
Whispering Eye
By: dazedandconfused Jan 29 2010 at 06:08am

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Definition: Coined from the movie Role Models, this means vagina.

Example Usage

Danny: I hope to see you soon. And, uh, your whispering eye. Alright, well bye. *click* Whispering eye?
Augie: It means vagina.... hehe It means vagina.
Danny: Classy move man.
Augie: It means vagina...


Featured February 3, 2010
Cock Ring
By: tittyman09 Jan 29 2010 at 06:00am

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Definition: A ring that fits over your cock almost like a ring on your finger. It slips all the way down to the base and fits tightly when you have a boner, resulting in a larger, stiffer erection.

Example Usage

Yo, what's up with that bouncer?
What about him?
He's got a cock ring around his ear.
Maybe he's a male stripper on the side.
Or, maybe he thinks his ears are too small, and thinks a cock ring will do the trick.



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