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“ Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Private Pyle I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-fucking-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you! ONE! TWO! THREE! ”
“ Holy shit, Jodi. What the hell happened to your neck?
Karl bit me last night.
Damn girl, why'd he do that?
I asked him to. Has Brett ever given you the alligator fuckhouse?
Uhhh...no?
Ask him to give you one. You'll love it. ”
“ Hey, get your shoes on. You're coming to the bar with us.
Blow me!
Fine, your loss. We're outta here.
No, I'm serious. Come over here and blow me.
Sorry bro, I'm not into any of that gay shit.
HAHA.. I'm just fucking with you. Give me a minute, I'm coming with. I need to find some broad who WILL blow me tonight. ”
“ Gary: Hey dude, how'd it go last night? That chick was sssssmokin'!
Steve: How do you think it went? Look at the grin on his face.
James: All I can say is, bow chicka wow wow!
Gary and Steve: NO FUCKING WAY!!!
James: Yes fucking way. She was amazing, too! I can't stress that enough. ”
“ Man, I am so hungry. When's lunch?
Another ten minutes. Don't worry, it'll be here before you know it.
You know what I'm craving?
My long dong silver?
Um... no! Actually, Long John Silvers does sound good, but I don't think there's one around here.
What are you talking about? My long dong silver is right here.
Thanks, I'll pass.
It'll be here if you change your mind. ”
“ Danny: I hope to see you soon. And, uh, your whispering eye. Alright, well bye. *click* Whispering eye?
Augie: It means vagina.... hehe It means vagina.
Danny: Classy move man.
Augie: It means vagina... ”
“ Yo, what's up with that bouncer?
What about him?
He's got a cock ring around his ear.
Maybe he's a male stripper on the side.
Or, maybe he thinks his ears are too small, and thinks a cock ring will do the trick. ”
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